August 23rd, 2024 (Friday)

Idk if this counts as a safety PSA but guys. Do NOT take amphetamines if you haven't eaten nor slept in over 24 hours. I did this a couple days ago with vyvanse and it was fucking miserable. 0/10 experience, don't do this unless you have a sleep deprivation fetish.

I felt like a middle school's poorly made pottery about to explode in the kiln. You know that extremely shaky/jittery feeling you get when you speed drink an entire coffee? Imagine that times a bastard and a half and you'll know what it's like to go through that experience. It's a Goddamn Christmas miracle I didn't start hallucinating.

The only upside is that you'll wake up feeling like a semi-functional member of society after crashing harder than Fiore's go-kart in Disventure Camp. I say "semi-functional" because you'll wake up at around midnight to a dead silent house (the buzzing from the fridge doesn't count) and have NO idea what to do with yourself.

Do you get out of bed to shower because you're kinda disgusting? Eat 1/3 of that full box of fibre bars and wonder later on why you're having the worst gastrointestinal pains of your life? Go back to sleep? Nope, you're gonna have a meaningful conversation about the personal impact of video games with your friend and it's gonna write something extremely relatable in a way you can't describe:

bones, a villager i've had since 2013ish on the DSi, showed up in my new horizons camp and i panicked trying to beat his little game so he'd move onto my island

i lost on my save, my brother's save, and i had to make a whole new character just to beat him

and the reward for having him move onto my island is what ? i've gained a friend i've known for a decade, but who doesn't remember who i am

and so in that capacity of immortality, i remember becoming friends with him because lazy villagers were up till like 2am when i was and so we'd talk a lot in the middle of the night

Possibly related: I was volunteering that same day and I had the weird laugh from Nerd Rage by Your Favorite Martian stuck in my head.

THIS VYVANSE WAS LEGALLY PRESCRIBED TO ME