January 4th, 2025 (Saturday)
Happy New Year! This episode's elimination got spoiled for me whoops. REALLY hoping that one Tumblr user is doing alright. Also, they fixed that animation error where Hannah's bangs clip though Amelie's head in the latter's exit interview.
- "Richard had to shave a singular hair!" *close up shot of two hairs getting shaved*
- Derek, that's not how you pronounce Amelie.
- I know I use some insanely cringy slang, but something about the word "peeps" puts me in fight or flight mode.
- Diego's just blatantly ignoring Zaid lmao.
- Benji DEFINITELY picks his nose.
- Diego is too horny for his own good.
- You know that one relationship prediction I had for Benji and Spencer? Did I just get that one right?
- What fucking beach are you going to that's littered with cigarettes? They're covered in bird shit where I am.
- Sorry, I forgot about the existence of L.A. I don't think I've ever been there
(we have, according to my dad) but I assume they live in filth down there. - If I had $150 CAD, I'd buy a Zaid greeting so I could ask if he'd eat ethically sourced human meat and what he thinks of the Reddit foot taco guy.
I fucked off for two hours. I'm back now.
- Zaid. PLEASE don't catch that crab with your bare hands.
- Why does that stick look like a rifle lmao.
- THE NAPKIN BIB IS BACK!!!
- T H E O D O R E
- Why couldn't Anastasia try lighting the fire after Marissa struggled for twenty minutes?
[Question redacted because it might be poking a sleeping bear] - Anastasia slowly unlearning her misandry...possibly.
- "They should be begging me to be on their side" You're
kind ofa bitch though, Lynda. - Can someone from the Disventure Camp Wiki make "people are gay, Lynda" the big quote on top of Ted's page?
- Oh no. Lynda no. Lynda stop.
- I've changed my mind. Make "well, I'm fucked" the big quote on Ted's page.
- Lynda's homophobic like that dog :( she's gonna fucking short circuit if she finds out Natalia's trans :(
(Wait 'til she learns about Tristan!) - How long has Emily's arm been broken? Why is Trevor cool with beating the shit out of her?
- Who did Isabel shoot? Elmo with an artificial voice box?
- Honestly if you get rid of the nose, hair, and floating hat, Tristan's makeup looks perfectly normal for them.
- Do you think anybody was ever severely injured themselves while playing darts at Hannah's bar? You know that video where a dude gets a dart thrown into his head and he doesn't even flinch? Do you think that happened?
- Richard's so fucking petty SKFHdslkjgSHLK. WHY DID YOU DO THAT
- Lynda mentioned Richard's daughter because she struggles to cope with being a Boy Mom.
- "White Zaid isn't real, he can't hurt you" White Zaid:
[Question redacted because it's like looking down the barrel of a shotgun and pulling the trigger to see if it's loaded]
- "And I thought my eyesight was bad!" me trying on my dad's glasses.
- Oh my God, Diego. I know that wasn't on purpose but holy shit that was kind of cold.
- C'mon Ted, you can do it. Shoot them.
- What was the point in Tristan taking that shot for Zaid? He was already down, Ted can just shoot at him again.
- Having a scene where Tristan pretends to die almost right after the scene where Hannah gets upset about her deceased mother is just. Mwah. Chef's kiss. Juxtaposition. r/lossofalovedone.
- Great scene btw. 10/10. Zaid playing along and not questioning it. Ted being slightly concerned and then shooting Zaid.
- I have the money for a greeting, I'm just way too embarrassed to get one. Idk how I'd explain to other people that I spent $150 CAD to ask a fictional man if he'd engage in ethical cannibalism.
- Not sure why Anastasia decided to hide in the water tank without some kind of snorkel.
(Throwback to when LeShawna did that in Total Drama Island...I miss her. She got fucking robbed.) - Logan you fucking moron.
- It would've been really funny if Diego put his hunting hat on top of his regular hat.
- Does Lynda not know lesbians exist?
- That smile...he doesn't know what happens at the end of this episode.
(Spoilered because it's me getting mad at religion) I initially thought Isabel being an antagonist would be problematic because it's a common trope in media that nuns are evil...but I don't care anymore because researching Earring Magic Ken(I'm almost done writing an entry on him)and homophobia in the 1990s reignited the insufferable atheist inside me. It's genuinely so fucking sad how strong of a chokehold religion has on so many people and how heavily it distorts people's thinking and common sense.(Entry in question is out now.) - He's so calm. So smug. And he still doesn't know.
- Logan and the girls' alliance look like the average gay friend group.
- What the fuck does "never bet on blow" mean? Wait hold on a sec I gotta turn on subtitles. Okay he says "blue", not "blow". My mistake.
- PLEASE miss your jump on the boat Ted. Please fuck it up. That would make me SO happy. It's literally all I'm asking from you. C'mon. Do it. FUCK HE DIDN'T MISS.
- I think this isn't the last time we'll see Ted. I still think he has a good chance of returning in a comeback episode and he's gonna be vengeful. If Logan somehow makes it to the merge, he's getting fucked over by Ted, Lynda, or Isabel.
Time to go shitpost on r/DisventureCamp.
January 18th, 2025 (Saturday)
It's another Stawaki Saturday. Here's episode five, the first elimination that hasn't been spoiled for me.
I'm unsure about this episode, but I think one of the next two episode might have a team member swap. Benji, Diego, and Hannah are the most likely Red Team members to get swapped. Logan, Lynda, and Richard are the most likely Blue Team members to get swapped.
- This episode's been up for five hours and it aleady has sixty thousand views...I guess yaoi pays the bills. It wouldn't surprise me if DiegoxSpencer is a red herring
(I was fucking cooking) and the real Seasonal Gay Couple™ is BenjixDiego or DiegoxLogan. - I hope Richard does more petty shit.
- I just realized Benji kinda has a serial killer smile in the intro. Sus.
- "Boys like you only want one thing, and it's disgusting" Middle aged Italian painters? Lynda's homophobia has struck again :(
- Is Isabel wearing a turtleneck?
- Lynda was being hostile to you for a dumb reason, Marissa. You were being fair to her.
- Yossy. Don't make that stupid fucking Whisper meme with Natalia and Isabel. It's not that funny.
- I don't blame Marissa for not wanting to enlist anymore, being in the military fucks you up. I also doubt it's the friendliest place for lesbians, despite an absurd amount of them enlisting.
(Marissa's canonically a lesbian) - We're getting yuri. I'll probably go to bed in a better mood tonight.
- I thought Hannah was mimicking Lynda's accent for a moment adlkgjahdlkfja
- Where's Diego's hat? I don't wanna look at his weird seventies greaser hairstyle.
- FELLOW ANIMAL SHELTER VOLUNTEER!!! Except I don't get paid.
My cat is here :) He's digging his nails into my hip bone and his pupils are bigger than Alaska.- I'd make a meme about Diego and Hannah, but I don't know if Diego's gay or bisexual so I'm holding back.
- "I know I'm not the poker player, but there's a reason he's still in, right?" Fuck you. Fuck you. Fyck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuckyou. I can't rapidly spell "fuck you" over and over because my cat's in the way of my keyboard, but fuck you Benji. I still hope that one Tumblr user is doing alright.
(I don't hate nor actively dislike Benji. He gives me a lot of secondhand embarrassment but that's not a sin. We'd probably get along in real life) 40%20% of everything Benji says and does is either weirdly sexual or weirdly homoerotic.- "We're not being too mean, are we?" Me after comparing someone's dancing to one of those inflatable tube men.
- "How could I produce so many nepo babies?" Elon Musk moment.
(Vivian seems cool though) - Here it comes. The big yaoi moment. I feel it in my bloodstream.
- I know everybody's said it already, but Diego's chest is fucking massive holy shit. God I wish that were me.
My cat has VERY smelly breath. - If Diego trying to kiss Spencer is the former's way of trying to keep Hannah in the game (painting a target on himself), that's kinda genius. I don't think anybody thought that far ahead though.
- My dad's watching wrestling and one of the wrestlers is named Diego. There's people yelling his name over and over on the TV. I'm going insane, I can't escape.
- They didn't kiss...GOOD.
- Yeah, I kind of agree with Diego. What was that.
- JADE IS RIGHT.
- If anyone's curious about my stance on DiegoxSpencer: I'm neutral to negative on it. It's a little too aggressively one-sided, but I'm still open to it because we're only five out of 26 episodes in.
(This is fucking beautiful) - Benji swearing is SO cursed.
- They made Emily a holder for the demo despite only having one good arm?
- "More of a speed walker than a runner" You should've brought a better bra and running shoes, Natalia.
- Still not making that Whisper meme with Natalia and Isabel.
- Isabel noooo don't sabotage Logan just yet.
- Couldn't Lynda just go retrieve the coconut if she missed her shot?
- Come on and slam, THIS IS WHO I AM.
- Isabel, you gotta say "Bloody Mary" three times in the bathroom mirror if you wanna summon her.
(Don't forget to turn off the lights!) - "I like that he's tall" Me talking about Waluigi.
- Twenty calories? Are you following Jenna Marbles' girl life hacks where she suggests you "just eat a big gulp of air" if you're hungry?
- I'm gonna be so pissed off if Marissa or Anastasia get eliminated this episode.
- Everybody who held the rope this challenge is gonna have some NASTY friction burns.
- "Homie" is another word that puts me in fight or flight mode.
- I thought Lynda called Marissa a "bitch" for a moment sdkljgahlkgajdhflkaj. It's not out of character for her though.
- Marissa nooooo don't trust Lynda.
- Prediction: Richard's gonna hurt himself.
(He doesn't, thank Christ) - Diego is the opposite of this comment:
- Richard's two shaved hairs haven't grown back :(
- SHADOW BASKETBALL
- Benji's fake immunity idol looks like a character from Sesame Street or DHMIS.
(I was gonna say Ivy's "It's a fucking stick" line felt a little mean, but I've been actively shit talking Benji so I have no say in this) - WHO'S FUCKING FIRE IS THIS?? WHY HAVE YOU BEEN TENDING TO IT ALL DAY???
- We're getting the slow zoom.
- THIS IS SO SAD Alexa play Burning in Love by Honeymoon Suite.
- I need to rewatch this episode to count how many times somebody has said "fuck."
(Benji, Ivy, and Spencer all say it once this episode) - Everyone on the Blue Team (barring Amelie) was pretty chill for the first four episode. I'm glad they're now slowly starting to put the chaos in "Carnival of Chaos".
- Was I right about Diego and Spencer being a fakeout couple?
(You were bitch!!! Let's fucking go!!!) - New prediction: Somebody convinced everybody to turn on Jade. Her immunity idol is now free real estate.
- Oh fuck I forgot about Benji.
- Incredible. Fucking beautiful. Mwah. I'm SO fucking thankful this elimination didn't get spoiled for me.
- Did Diego lose his accent for a moment?
I can feel a headache coming up ohhhh fuck. At least my yuri is safe.
